MAH BITCH TAGGED ME

The Rules
1. You must post the rules.
2. Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their journal
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 11 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged them.
6. No tag backs!

Five Things:
1. I AM 'S BITCH.
2. Canada is uncomfortably cold right now
3. The biggest challange of moving for me was learning which temperatures to keep Nagini and Richard's cage (yay for snakes x3)
4. I cry for no reasons whatsoever just because I want to
5. Allllwaaaayyysss....

My Questions For You (from ):
1. If you had a lot of money to throw around what would you do with it? - The first thing I'd do is...Screw the rules! (Like A Boss) Summon a dragon! (Like A Boss) Invent a Duel Disk! (Like A Boss) Jump out the window! (Like A Boss) Rescue my brother! (Like A Boss) Hang up the phone! (Like A Boss) Impressed by rocks! (Like A Boss) Collect the God Cards! (Like A Boss) Fly a jet! (Like A Boss) Write a check! (Like A Boss) Land in a jetpack! (Like A Boss) Be an asshole! (Like A Boss)
2. Why. So. British? - Because my father was a drinker. One night he came home crazier than usual, so my mummy got the teapot to defend herself. He didn't like that, so he poors boiling hot tea all over her, then he comes at me with the teapot and askes "Why. So. British?"
3. If you could become immortal, would you do it? - Yes, because then I could call myself Autumndemort and be able to screw the rules.
4. Let's say a creepy stalker dude developes uncontrolable feelings for you and starts stalking you and tells you he's been watching you sleep for the past two months. What do you do? - Smack him.
5. Favorite kind of pie? - Remorse Pie
6. Say you pulled a Voldemort and got attached to some dude's head and one day, some kids threw snowballs at the back of his head, which obviously just hit you in the face. How do you react? - Be all like ".......bitch go smack them with a wet spaghetti noodle."
7. If you could turn into an animal, what would it be? - Probably an iguana
8. Do you belive that 2012 is real or just bullshit (I mean bologna)? - BULLSHIT *Random kids gasp* I mean, bologna
9. What do you normally do when on the computer? - I do an internet
10. What is your favorite TV show? - I. DON'T. WATCH. TV.
11. Have you found Waldo? - Yes, I found Waldo

My Questions For You:
1. Favorite book series?
2. Favorite character from said book series?
3. Tell us your nicknames. Now.
4. What would you like to name your kids?
5. What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?
6. If you could be an animal, what would you be?
7. Ideal weapon? (can be fictional (like a wizards wand or a lightsaber) or real (like a dagger))
8. Favorite drink?
9. I'M RUNNING OUT OF QUESTIONS.
10. How do you propose we get my Death Eaters into your little daycare center? And don't- and don't suggest a giant sssliiiiidee or a trampolliiiiinnne because we've already tried those...
11. Pickles or Potatoes?

I TAG:
(not 11. too lazy)